Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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