If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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