The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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