she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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