I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
