She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am naked and annoyed.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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