Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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