Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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