That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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