butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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