omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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