I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He has the fingertips of a God
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