Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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