The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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