school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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