Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I would ride that face into the sunset
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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