I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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