so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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