i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
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