4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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