guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My life is pants optional.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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