508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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