i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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