oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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