The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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