I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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