I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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