That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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