Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
