her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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