On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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