He is an equal opportunity slut.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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