Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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