if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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