therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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