I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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