I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
