I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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