The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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