I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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