i already hear my dad disowning me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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