he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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