He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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