Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Tornado booty call.. dedication
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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