talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Couch. On fire.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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