i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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