So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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