You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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