the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We had to coat check the pizza.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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