And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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