He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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