4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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