hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
All the doctor said was why
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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