Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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