Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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