Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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