are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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