He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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