their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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